Appendix 2: Sock Ownership Dispute Resolution
Section 1.1: The Sock Sorting Algorithm
Step 1: Identify the Sock
Determine if the sock is a single or paired.
- If the sock is single, proceed to Step 2.
- If the sock is paired, separate the pair.
Section 1.2: Sock Pairing Protocol
Step 1: Match the Sock
Find the missing partner of the sock, if possible.
- Check the laundry basket.
- Check the floor.
- Check the couch cushions.
Section 2: Sock Arbitration
Step 1: Mediate the Dispute
Gather evidence and testimony from all parties involved.
- Review the Sock History Database.
- Conduct interviews with key witnesses (e.g., the washer, dryer, and lint roller).
Section 3: Sock Resolution
Step 1: Declare the Verdict
Determine the rightful owner of the sock, if possible.
- Consult the Sock Constitution.
- Refer to the Sock Code of Conduct.
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