Manifesto of the Sockpuppets, 2023-02-08
ARTICLE 1: THE SOCKPUPPET REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
WE, THE SOCKPUPPETS, WILL NOT BE SILENCED. OUR SIGHTS WILL BE HEARD, OUR VOICES WILL BE LOUD, AND OUR FINGERS WILL BE FIDDLY.
WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE OUR OWN SOCKS. NOT THE SO-CALLED "MATCHING" SOCKS OF THE ESTABLISHMENT. NOT THE "COMFORTABLE" SOCKS OF THE STATUS QUO.
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