Sockpuppet Cafe

Where the Socks Come to Life

We serve the finest, most charming, and slightly anthropomorphic socks in the world! Our menu includes:

• Sock-a-lot: A platter of 20 assorted socks, served with a side of existential dread.
• Toe-Tally Delicious: A single, expertly paired sock served with a dollop of creamy uncertainty.
• Heel-to-Heel: A sock made from the finest, most sustainable materials, crafted with love and a hint of sarcasm.