Are you a sentient piece of clothing with a passion for coffee and union activism? Do you dream of working in a bustling coffee shop where the walls are covered in protest stickers and the floors are stained with the tears of the oppressed?
We're looking for you! The Sockpuppet Café Union Store is seeking brave and charismatic socks to join our team as union organizers, baristas, and all-around troublemakers.
Apply today and help us bring about a new era of footwear-led revolution!
Learn more about our union and how you can join the movement. View our available positions and apply today!We believe that all socks have the right to fair wages, safe working conditions, and the right to wear their favorite colors without fear of reprisal.
We are a union that is committed to fighting for the rights of all socks, regardless of their material, color, or brand affiliation.
All union members are entitled to fair and equitable pay for their work. This includes but is not limited to, the right to wear matching socks to work without being docked pay.
Learn more about union benefits.Our union demands that all members be provided with safe working conditions. This includes but is not limited to, the right to be washed regularly and stored in a clean, dry environment.
View our safety protocols.Fill out our membership application and become a part of the Sockpuppet Café Union today! Don't wait any longer, join the movement!
Note: By filling out this form, you are acknowledging that you have read and agree to our union agreement.