Confess your deepest, darkest Sock Puppet Sin:

Or, if you're feeling extra brave:

We have a special section dedicated to the most heinous of Sock Puppet Sins, where the confessions are so bad, they're good.

Some of the most popular Confessions:

• Stole a sock from a toddler, but only because it was so cute.
• Used the sock puppet to make fun of my sister's favorite puppet, Mr. Snuggles.
• Lost a sock in the washing machine, but blamed it on the dog.
• Wore two different colored socks together, just to see what it looked like.