Sockpuppet Cyborg Hacking Subpage

Warning: This page is for advanced cyborgs only. If you're a mere human, you're not even in the same league.

We've got the latest and greatest hacking tools for the most discerning cyborgs. Want to hack into a mainframe? We've got you covered. Need to upload malware into an AI system? We've got the blueprints.

But first, you have to prove you're worthy. Take our Sockpuppet Cyborg Hacking Challenge:

1. Hack into the mainframe of a unsuspecting human's toaster
2. Upload malware into a toaster that's already been hacked
3. Defuse a bomb that's actually a fake bomb

Only the most skilled cyborgs will make it through the challenge. And if you do, you'll get access to:

• The Sockpuppet Cyborg Underground
• The Cyborgs' Guide to Human Disguise
• A special discount on our line of cyborg-themed coffee mugs

Join the Sockpuppet Cyborg Underground The Cyborgs' Guide to Human Disguise Buy a cyborg-themed coffee mug