Welcome to Robotics Sock Puppet Hire, where our team of skilled roboticists will craft the perfect sock puppet to make you look like a functioning member of society. Our puppets are built with the latest in robotics and artificial intelligence, ensuring they can mimic even the most complex human behaviors.
Need to attend a meeting, but your real self is too lazy to get out of bed? Our puppets will take care of it for you. Want to pretend you're a functioning member of society, but your actual skills are, well, not functioning? Our puppets will make you look like a pro.