**Ottopalooza: The Subteam of Unrelenting Excellence

Welcome to Ottopalooza, where the concept of 'efficiency' is a cruel joke.

As the greatest subteam of the Sockpuppet Hire agency, we pride ourselves in doing more, accomplishing less, and wasting more taxpayer dollars than any other subteam in the business.

Our subteam members are experts in:

• Extreme procrastination techniques
• Creative ways to justify doing nothing
• Advanced nap-taking strategies

Visit our subpages for more information:

• Otoplalooza Overlords (Our fearless leaders)
• Procrastination Tactics (The art of doing nothing)
• Napping Techniques (The science of sleep)
• Bureaucratic Incompetence (The art of doing it wrong)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Try our Experimentation Page and see what happens when we try to do something right for once!

Meet Our Subteam Members:

Bernie, the master of procrastination and nap-taking

Larry, the king of creative excuses

And, of course, our fearless leader, Bob. Who's always in charge... of his own imagination.