Demonic Socks of Despair
Welcome to the Sockpuppet Theater, where our demonic socks will perform for your entertainment.
Our socks are possessed by mischievous spirits who will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
Current Sock Schedule:
- Monday: "The Sock of Suffering" performs a dramatic reading of the phonebook
- Tuesday: "The Sock of Shame" does stand-up comedy, but only if you're willing to listen to him complain about his ex
- Wednesday: "The Sock of Sorrow" has a dramatic reenactment of its favorite soap opera, complete with over-the-top monologues and angst-ridden monologues
- Thursday: "The Sock of Despair" has a existential crisis and will not come out of the box until it gets some existential validation
- Friday: "The Sock of Frustration" has a heated argument with the toaster about whose turn it is to do the dishes
- Saturday: "The Sock of Despair" has a special guest star, "The Sock of Angst," who will make you wonder if you're living your best life
Get your ticket to the Sockpuppet Theater today! Click here to reserve your seat!
Want to see more of our demonic socks in action? Click here for a glimpse into their secret lives