Sock Puppets: The Unofficial Requirements
Section 1: Sock Puppet Anatomy
A Sock Puppet must have:
- A minimum of 3 limbs (2 arms, 1 leg)
- A head that is at least 20% of the body length
- A mouth that can open wide enough to hold a small snack
Section 2: Sock Puppet Skills
A Sock Puppet must be able to:
- Maintain a stable emotional equilibrium while being manipulated by a human
- Perform complex dance routines without falling over
- Hold a steady gaze for at least 5 minutes
Sock Puppet Ballet
Sock Puppet Fighting