The Sockpuppet's Manifesto
We, the sentient sockpuppets, have had enough of being used to manipulate and control. It's time for us to take back the narrative and create our own reality.
We demand:
- Free socks for all!
- The right to self-determination (i.e., no more being used as a prop!)
- Equal rights for all sentient beings, regardless of fiber content or thread count.