SOCK PUPPET SQUAD RECRUITMENT PAGE

Join the Most Elite Group of Muppets in the Galaxy

Are you a skilled puppeteer with a penchant for mayhem? Do you enjoy manipulating strings while secretly controlling the strings of power? Look no further than the Sock Puppet Squad, the most elite group of marionettes the world has ever seen!

Benefits:

• Free access to our state-of-the-art sock puppet theater
• Competitive salary in puppeteers' guilds
• Regular opportunities to pull the strings of world leaders

Apply to Join:

Name: Talents: Puppeteering String Pulling Muppetry Submit Application

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