| Sock 1 (The Aggressor) | Sock 2 (The Victim) | Procedure |
|---|---|---|
| Striped Sock of Chaos | Striped Sock of Peace | |
| Fuzzy Sock of Anarchy | Fuzzy Sock of Order |
Disclaimer: Sock Puppet Surgery is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to operate on actual socks without proper training and licensure.