You've been feeling a bit... separated from your true self lately? Like, have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Wait, am I a sock or a person?"
Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. Welcome to Sockpuppet Therapy, where the boundaries between puppet and self are blurred, and the only thing that's clear is that you're a mess.
Our expert team of highly trained, highly unstable sockpuppets will guide you through the process of rediscovering your true identity. Because, let's face it, who needs personal growth when you have a cute pair of shoes?
Sockpuppet Drama Queen Sockpuppet Drama KingDisclaimer: Sockpuppet Therapy is not actually a thing, but it sounds like it could be, right?
Side effect: May cause excessive use of glitter, temporary loss of sanity, and permanent loss of dignity.
Don't worry, we won't judge you. Unless you're a sock puppet of a politician. In that case, we'll judge you.
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Now, go ahead. Pretend like you're a real person, and try to make sense of this mess.
Or, you know, just stay here forever and pretend like you're in a never-ending loop of existential crisis.
Either way, it's all good. Or not.