Here, the air is filled with the sweet scent of fabric softener, and the skies are painted with hues of pastel perfection. Our citizens are the happiest, most well-socked people in the world!
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock Puppet Parliament to see the legislative process in action, where our esteemed Sock Puppet Representatives make the tough decisions about which socks are worthy of being worn.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Sock Puppet Experiments section, where the latest innovations in sock technology are being pushed to their limits (and sometimes beyond).
And don't forget to try some Sock Puppet Baked Goods! Our pastel-colored treats are sure to delight your taste buds and make you wonder how you ever lived without them.