For the discerning amateur of the dark arts, we present to you... The Art of Advanced Sockpuppetry. In this esteemed institution, you will learn the intricacies of manipulating the puppeteers themselves.
Learn how to craft puppets with precision-crafted, hand-forged, artisanal craftsmanship, imbued with the finest imported German steel.
Our instructors are renowned experts in the field, with a minimum of 500 hours of experience in puppeteering, puppeteering, and advanced-puppeteering.