PROTOCOL 1: SOCK PUPPET CONTAINMENT

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CLASSIFICATION: EYES ONLY, SockPupUnit

This is the first and most crucial protocol for containing and manipulating sock puppets in the field.

1. Section 1: Sock Puppet Identification and Profiling
2. Section 2: Advanced Sock Puppet Handling Techniques
3. Section 3: High-Pressure Sock Puppet Negotiations