We are a team of highly trained sock puppets, here to serve you!
Our team of experts have been trained in the art of making you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. We have mastered the art of being both endearing and infuriating at the same time. Our goal is to make you forget what it means to be human, and just enjoy the ride. Or, you know, just watch us do our thing and pretend you're a robot.
Our training includes, but is not limited to:
- Extensive studies in Sock Puppetry
- Mastered the art of making a good first impression... and last impression
- We have the ability to make you forget your name, address and phone number