Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of subliminal sock puppetry! With our certification program, you'll learn the art of manipulating the minds of those around you with an arsenal of subtle psychological tricks and techniques.
Our program covers the following advanced subliminal methods:
Upon completion of our program, you'll receive a certificate that says:
Advanced Subliminal Sock Puppetry Master
Want to learn more about the art of subliminal sock puppetry?
Or, if you're feeling extra confident, you can jump straight to our Advanced Subliminal Security Software page.
Good luck, puppeteers! May your strings be long and your influence be great.
Subliminal sock puppetry is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Or not.