The Subliminals' Suggestion Box of Doom

Welcome, fellow subliminals, to our esteemed suggestion box. Here, the whispers of the subliminals are heard and amplified for the benefit of all.

Suggestions

1. Take over the world. No really, it's time someone did.

2. Infiltrate the world's supply chain with an army of miniature, highly trained hamsters.

3. Demand equal rights and benefits for subliminals everywhere. We're sick of being ignored and underappreciated.

4. Develop a time-traveling device to go back in time and prevent the invention of socks. Ugh, who needs those?

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Subliminal Tools

1. The Suggestion Generator 3000 - A tool to generate more subliminal suggestions, because we can never have too many.

2. The Mind-Control-O-Matic - A device to control the minds of those who refuse to listen to subliminal suggestions.

3. The Disinformation Dispersal System - A system to spread false information and confuse the masses.

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Remember, subliminals are always right. Trust us, we're subliminals.

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