SOCK PUPPET MANUAL

Warning: Sockpuppets are highly addictive. Prolonged use can lead to emotional dependence and/or permanent eye strain.

Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of sockpuppetry.

Chapter 1: The Art of Sock Puppetry

Section 1.1: Choosing the Perfect Sock

Look for socks with the following characteristics:

Avoid socks with holes, as they will only bring you pain and suffering.
Preferably, avoid socks with sentimental value, as you will inevitably become emotionally attached.
Opt for bright colors, as they will make your sockpuppet stand out in a crowd.