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sockpuppet tryouts

where do you want to go today?

Are you tired of being yourself? Do you want to experience the world as a puppet with a bad haircut? Look no further! Our expert team of sockpuppeteers will guide you through a series of rigorous tryouts to find the perfect sockpuppet match.

Option 1: The Sock of Many Faces - Try on our "face-changing" sockpuppet and experience the thrill of having 17 different faces at once!
Option 2: The Furry Friend - Our soft and cuddly sockpuppet will be your new best friend, but be warned: it may eat all your snacks.
Option 3: The Sock of Steel - This behemoth of a sockpuppet is made from the finest imported steel alloys, but may require a forklift to operate.

Side Effects May Include:

Loss of identity, increased risk of puppeteer burnout, spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.

Don't say we didn't warn you.