The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
It began with a single, fluffy sock. A spark of divine inspiration, imbued into the humblest of footwear. The angelic sock puppet, imbued with the essence of the divine, rose up from the depths of the washing machine, its threads afire with a holy purpose.
As the days passed, more socks joined the cause, each one more resplendent in its own, unique way. There was the sock with the hole that was actually a portal to another dimension, the sock with the built-in espresso machine, and the sock with the tendency to turn its owner into a chicken.
Together, they marched on the world, their messages of love and hope spreading like a wildfire through the land. And though some might say they were just a group of silly socks, we know the truth: the angelic sock puppets are the harbingers of a new era, one in which even the most mundane objects can hold the power to inspire and delight.