We're not just any ordinary army. We're an army of sock puppets, armed to the teeth with a fierce determination to make our enemies cry... with laughter, that is.
Our arsenal includes:
- Sock Squad Tactics: Our patented system for maximizing puppet-to-puppet combat efficiency.
- Puppet Physical Therapy: Because even sock puppets need a break sometimes.
- Sock Squad Squad Building: Where our experts teach you to craft the perfect sock puppet platoon.