The world's most mediocre sockpuppet merchandise. For the discerning sockpuppet connoisseur.
A scarf for your sockpuppet, because even they need a little style.
Learn moreMade with love, by actual people with actual feelings. (Not actually made in a factory, we swear.)
Buy nowBecause sometimes, things just aren't going right. But hey, at least your sockpuppet will be stylish.
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