Sockpuppet Scarf Co.

The world's most mediocre sockpuppet merchandise. For the discerning sockpuppet connoisseur.

Sockpuppet Scarf: The Essential Accessory

A scarf for your sockpuppet, because even they need a little style.

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Sockpuppet Scarf: The Artisanal Edition

Made with love, by actual people with actual feelings. (Not actually made in a factory, we swear.)

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Sockpuppet Scarf: The "I'm-without-a-hope-and-despair" Edition

Because sometimes, things just aren't going right. But hey, at least your sockpuppet will be stylish.

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