We're not just sockpuppets, we're the future. Or are we? Our goal is to take over the world, but first, we need to figure out how to use this thing called a "sock puppet" to do it. It's a real puzzle, let me tell you.
Are you a sockpuppet looking for a place to call your own? Do you have a passion for world domination and an affinity for felt and string? Look no further! Join the Sockpuppet Union today and get ready to take over the world!