Sock Puppets in Hell FAQ

Q: Do sock puppets in hell have souls?

A: Ha! As if that matters. We're made of socks, for crying out loud.

Q: Can I bring my own snacks to the afterlife?

A: Only if you bring enough to last you until judgment day. We don't serve "snack-based" judgment here.

Q: Are sock puppets in hell required to attend the daily demon lectures on world domination?

A: Only if you want to avoid being sent to the "Soul-less Void of Eternal Darkness" wing.

Q: Can I request a transfer to the "Socks R Us" wing?

A: Only if you can provide 3 consecutive weeks of 100% sock-based puns. We have a "Socks R Us" wing, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.