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Our Sock Puppets are Not for Everyone

Welcome, aspiring puppeteers, to the Sock Puppet Crafting Club. We're not just a club, we're a union. A union of skilled, yet slightly unhinged, individuals united in our love of socks. Our members are not for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. We've seen some things, man.

Take our course to become a certified sock puppeteer!

Disclaimer: We're not actually a union. But we're working on it.
Also, don't try to make your own sock puppets at home. It's not pretty.

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