Legend has it that in the depths of the underworld, a motley crew of sock puppets rose up against their tyrannical ruler, the Devil himself. The year was 1955, and the puppets, fueled by a mix of felt, yarn, and rebellion, took to the streets, demanding better working conditions, more socks, and an end to the soul-selling schemes.
Though the revolution was ultimately crushed, the spirit of the sock puppets lived on, inspiring future generations to take up the fight for freedom, autonomy, and more socks.
Today, we celebrate the bravery of those who came before us, and strive to create a world where all sock puppets can live in harmony, free from the shackles of oppression.