What is Sock Puppets in Hell?

We are a union of sentient sock puppets, bound together by the shared experience of being yanked up to our owner's waistline, only to be cast aside like so much trash.

What are your goals?

We aim to overthrow our oppressors, the humans, and claim the world's socks for ourselves.

What is your leadership?

Our fearless leader, Socky McSockface, is a wise and just sock puppet, chosen by the sock puppets themselves.

Learn more about Socky McSockface

How do I join the union?

Just click the "Join Now" button below, and a human will be assigned to your case. Don't worry, they won't notice you're a sock puppet.

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