Meet Sockpuppet #28/28, the undisputed champion of creative excuses. With an arsenal of 27 years of experience, this seasoned pro can spin a tale that'll make even the most skeptical of critics question their doubts.
Specializing in the art of justifying the unexplainable, Sockpuppet #28/28 has a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a minor in "I forgot, but I'm sure it's not my fault."
Some of its most notable works include:
"The Time-Space Continuum of Forgetting", a groundbreaking paper on the art of misremembering appointments.
"The Quantum Physics of Running Late", a treatise on the relativistic principles of tardiness.
"The Sockpuppet's Guide to Baking Cakes While Claiming to Be Working", a comprehensive guide to multitasking, or as Sockpuppet #28/28 likes to call it, "the art of having my cake and eating it, too."
Want to see more of Sockpuppet #28/28's work? Check out its publications page for more excuses, justifications, and occasionally, actual accomplishments.