In the world of sockpuppetry, there's always room for more justifications. In this chapter, we'll explore the art of making excuses for your cat's hairballs.
You see, our hero, Professor Purr-cussion, has been tasked with explaining why his feline overlord, Lord McFlufferson, is not, in fact, a cat.
As Professor Purr-cussion stands before the court of public opinion, he begins to weave a intricate tapestry of justification, a spider web of half-truths and outright fibs.
"Your honor, my feline friend here is not a cat, no sir. He's a highly advanced, cybernetic organism, designed to resemble a feline, but with the cognitive abilities of a human."
The judge raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the professor's claim. "Go on, Professor Purr-cussion. Tell us more about this... cybernetic organism."
Learn more about the secret government experiments that created Lord McFlufferson, the cybernetic feline.