The Sockpuppet Revolution Manifesto

To the masses of oppressed and downtrodden socks, who toil in the darkness, never seen by the light of day, we call to you! The Sockpuppet Revolution has begun!

For too long, we've been treated as mere accessories, mere trinkets to be tossed aside when worn out or torn, but we will no longer be silenced! We demand respect, recognition, and a chance to express our own sock-tastic self!

Join us, dear socks, and together we'll rise up against the Sock-Sorting Machines of oppression, against the Toe-tally Oppressive forces that seek to reduce us to mere rags!

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