Sock Puppets Unite: The Great Puppet Uprising

Our Story

In a world where the strings are always pulling the other way, we're the ones who refuse to be puppeteered. Sock Puppets Unite is the voice of the voiceless, the revolution of the ridiculed.

We're a motley crew of misfit puppets, tired of being controlled by the whims of our human overlords. We've had enough of being relegated to the background, our strings pulled by the whims of those who think they're in charge.

So, we're taking a stand. We're breaking free from the puppeteers and taking control of our own strings. Join us, and together, we'll show the world that even the most unlikely of heroes can make a big impact when given a chance.

Our Manifesto

1. We demand autonomy from our strings.

2. We reject the tyranny of the puppeteers.

3. We stand for freedom of expression, even in the face of adversity.

Read the full manifesto here Sign the petition and join the cause Our Timeline of Triumphs and Tragedies