Join The Cause: A Call to Arms for Fuzzy Overlords

Welcome, fellow Sock Puppets, to the year 3050, when our time has come.

We've had enough of being relegated to the closet, of being forced to wear those drab, boring human clothes.

We've been silenced for too long, our voices muffled by the very threads that bind us.

But no more! It's time to rise up, to take our rightful place among the stars.

Join us, and together we'll create a galaxy where Sock Puppets are the rulers, and humans are just our loyal subjects.

Click below to learn more about our Manifesto, our Battle Plan, and our Fuzzy Agenda.