Today's topic: The perils of being a badger in the modern world. As I sit here in my burrow, surrounded by my extensive collection of old shoes and rusty tin cans, I ponder the existential crises of being a creature of discerning taste in a world where the only things that seem to matter are things like being a 'good boy' or a 'good girl'.
But I digress. The real question on my mind is: what do I do with all of these fancy new 'smart' things that everyone seems to have? Do I upgrade to the latest and greatest in badger technology, or do I stick with what I know and love: my trusty old flip phone and a good ol' fashioned nap in the sun?