Parabolic Antennae

Welcome to Parabolic Antennae, the premier online resource for all your extreme hairstyle needs. Here, you'll find the most outrageous, over-the-top hairstyles that'll make you the talk of the town. Whether you're looking for a 'do that's as wild as a rollercoaster or as tame as a kitten, we've got you covered.

Our Featured Hairstyles:

• Lobster Horn - Because who needs a haircut when you can have a lobster?
• Antenna Spike - For when your hair's so big, it's like an antenna!
• Dreaded Lobster - When the lobster meets the dreadlocks.

More Extreme Styles:

Our Specials:

• Slime Mold - When you want to grow a fungus.
• Porcupine Quiff - Prickly on the outside, smooth on the inside.
• Lobster Tails - Because who needs a pony when you can have a lobster?

Stay tuned for more extreme hairstyles, or as we like to call it, Hair Raising News!