Patrick's Sock Puppet Therapy

Welcome to Patrick's Sock Puppet Therapy, where the most pressing issues of our time are confronted with an onslaught of fuzzy, felt-covered emotions.

Our team of highly trained (and slightly unhinged) sock puppets are ready to listen to your problems and offer words of encouragement, all while maintaining perfect, unblinking stares.

Our services include:

• Bad Sock Puppetting - We'll help you confront your deep-seated fears of being a terrible sock puppet.
• Sock Puppet Self-Improvement - We'll teach you how to be a better, more emotionally intelligent sock puppet.
• Sock Puppet Drama School - We'll help you navigate the complex world of sock puppet relationships and conflict resolution.