Did you know that secret agents are bad for the environment? It's true! All those fancy gadgets, the high-stakes missions, and the constant need for a good tailor... it's all taking a toll on the planet.
From the carbon footprint of their sleek, black helicopters to the water pollution caused by their frequent use of high-octane explosives, secret agents are the real enemy of Mother Nature.
Did you know that secret agents also contribute to the problem of over-reliance on single-use plastics? All those disposable contact lenses, the plastic explosives, and the Styrofoam cups used in their secret hideouts... it's a travesty!
Well, for starters, you can start by using your real face, rather than a fake one. That's right, folks, no more Bond-esque disguises, no more Mission Impossible masks. Just be yourself!
And remember, if you're going to blow things up, make sure to use environmentally-friendly explosives. Maybe some nice old-fashioned fireworks, or a few well-placed pie-in-the-face pies.