Upgrades
- Advanced Puppet Mastery - Because who needs human skills when you can have puppet skills?
- Better Sock Materials - Upgrade to the latest in synthetic fabrics!
- Extra Limb Optionality - Because who needs a nose when you can have a third eye?
Welcome to the Sockpuppet Upgrade Center, where we take your average, unremarkable sockpuppet and turn it into a LEGITIMATELY FEARLESS puppet master!