Welcome, citizen, to the Sockpuppet Union, where we're all puppets on strings, but with attitude.
Our union is for the misfits, the malcontents, and the marginally employable. We're the puppeteers of the puppeteers, the marionettes of the marionettes.
Click here for more information on our storied past.
Or, if you're feeling bold, check out our manifesto for a taste of our fiery spirit.
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