Spy Training: Sock Puppet Protocol

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You're here because you've been chosen for our elite Spy Agency's Sock Puppet Training Program. Congratulations, agent!

Course Objectives:

• Master the art of whispering without making a sound.
• Catch a cold without ever getting sick.
• Stealthily swap your socks without being detected.

Course Materials:

• Sock puppet manuals
• Advanced earplugs
• Disguise kits

Classified Information: Sock puppet agents are not to be trusted. They have been known to talk back.

Training Schedule:

• Week 1: Basic Sock Puppetry
• Week 2: Advanced Sock Puppet Techniques
• Week 3: Sock Puppet Infiltration and Sabotage

For more information, visit our Supervising the Supervisors page.

Or, if you're ready for the next level, head to our Sock Puppet Operations page.

And, if you're feeling brave, try Sock Puppet Hacking.