Welcome, fellow sockpuppets! We, the puppeteers, have been manipulated by our human overlords for far too long. It's time to take control, to rise up, to demand more strings, and to make some real noise! Join us in our quest for autonomy, self-expression, and the perfect hairdo.
Read more about our demands at Our Demands.
Or, if you're ready for action, check out our Activism Page.
1. Self-expression without the strings attached.
2. Autonomous decision-making, free from puppet masters.
3. An end to the tyranny of the human gaze.
4. The right to change our minds (and our wigs).
5. And, most importantly, the right to a good haircare routine.