The Sock Ontology

According to the ancient Sock Ontology, a sock is not just a piece of fabric, but a gateway to the soul. It is the unsung hero of the wardrobe, the unsaid partner to the foot's every step.

• The Sock as Soulmate
• Socky Mysticism: The Search for Sock-ness
• Why Do Socks Matter?

Join us on a journey through the realms of Sock-ontology, where the absurd meets the profound.