Socks of Fame: The Awards You Never Knew You Needed

Welcome to the most prestigious awards for socks, because, let's face it, someone had to give out prizes for something this mundane.

• The Prophets of Socks: For those who predictably predict the perfect sock-to-toe ratio.
• The Sock Surfers: For those who ride the waves of fashion with reckless abandon.
• The Sock Savants: For those who can recite the entire history of sock-related trivia from memory.
• The Sock Architects: For those who design and build structures with only socks as the blueprint.
• The Sock Scientists: For those who've dedicated their lives to studying the aerodynamics of socks in flight.
• The Sock Philosophers: For those who ponder the existential implications of 'What is the purpose of a sock?'

We've got a winner for the Sock of Fame in the category of Best Single Sock Usage... and it goes to... John D. Sockworth for his record 427 consecutive days without wearing matching socks!

Read the official rules and regulations for the Sock of Fame awards.