Welcome to the Lost and Found FAQ, where the answers are so lost, they're found in here!
Q: What happens when I lose my favorite neon-colored windbreaker in the 90s?
A: Don't worry, it's probably with the other lost items in the time-space continuum.
Q: Can I still wear my platform shoes with the velcro straps to the mall on Friday night?
A: Only if you want to risk being ridiculed by the fashion gods and possibly face-planting on the sidewalk.
Q: How do I get my Tamagotchi back from the 90s time-traveling vortex?
A: Good luck with that! You might need to send in a strongly worded letter, a batch of freshly baked cookies, and a VHS tape of Friends to appease the vortex overlords.
Q: Can I still play with Tamagotchis in the 21st century?
A: Only if you're a Tamagotchi enthusiast with an inflatable social life, a fluffy bank account, and endless patience for digital pet drama.
Stay tuned for more answers that are so lost, they're found in here!