It's the 90s, and your mom's basement is a time machine. You've got a pair of neon pink socks with white stripes, and they're calling your name. You've been looking all over for them, but they've been in the lost and found, and nobody's noticed.
Maybe they're not just any socks, though. Maybe they're a sign from the future, a beacon of hope for the fashion-challenged. Maybe they're the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, or maybe they're just really comfy.