Specs for the Sock-ductible Array

Here's the lowdown on our cutting-edge, totally-not-made-up tech specs for the sock-ductible array:

• Array length: infinite
• Array width: also infinite, but with room for error
• Array height: dependent on your mood and the phase of the moon

Features:

• Automatically generates socks at will
• Capable of detecting and adapting to your sock preferences
• Includes a built-in, patented Sock-ductible Algorithm™

Technical Specifications:

• CPU: Sock-o-Matic 9000
• RAM: 16 GB of Sock-ram
• Operating System: Sock-OS

Visit our Sock-ductible Array Tech Specs 2 for more information.

Or, for a more in-depth look at our Sock-ductible Array Tech Specs 3.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental Sock-ductible Array Tech Specs 4-Beta page.