Welcome, fellow citizens of the world! In this, the greatest of all time, we present to you... the Sock Hat Fashion Disasters. Where else but in our great city of Neonopolis could such a catastrophe occur?
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We've seen it all: the striped ones, the polka-dotted, the ones with cartoon characters on them.
We've seen it all, and we're still here, still standing, still wearing our Sock HAts.