The Sock Police: Keeping Sock Anarchy at Bay

Warning: Sock Police officers are not to be messed with. We have been trained in the art of Sock Retrieval, Sock Identification, and Sock Repurposing.

Our Mission:

• Patrolling the streets for lone socks
• Confronting Sock Thieves
• Reuniting separated sock pairs
• Debunking Sock Misconceptions

Subpages:

• Sock Registry - A comprehensive database of all known sock types
• Sock Bailiffs - Our elite Sock Retrieval unit
• Sock Reform - The Sock Police's initiative to revolutionize sock etiquette